[30MAR] PAPER CUT

Massive restructures, secretive layoffs, and AI now coming for… everything. From Mercedes to EY, job cuts are shaking the foundations of industries. Meanwhile, the Big Four are racing into agentic AI, Gen Z continues job-hopping into higher salaries, and RTO pressure mounts again.

By James Robbins 6 min read
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Welcome to Paper Cut, where we cut through the week’s noise to bring you the sharpest insights in employer branding, talent acquisition, and HR.

This week’s headlines reveal a workforce in flux: layoffs are back in the spotlight, AI’s ambitions are expanding, and Gen Z is rewriting the playbook for loyalty (or lack thereof).

Plus, RTO is rearing its head again, and employers are still struggling to fill roles, with some blaming spelling. Yes, really.

Oh, and apparently some London firms can’t find anyone who knows how to spell.

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✂️ Restructures & Layoffs: The Quiet, the Loud, and the Generous

Mercedes-Benz is offering generous severance to 30,000 employees as part of a global cost-cutting effort. It's a strategic pivot towards electrification, but also a major shake-up in the auto industry.

EY, meanwhile, is carving out entire business divisions in a move to refocus on profitability post-split failure. Less rebrand, more rethink.

And then there’s IBM quietly laying off thousands with no formal announcement. Welcome to the stealth layoff era.

Mercedes-Benz offers generous severance packages to 30,000 employees as cost-cutting initiative intensifies
Mercedes-Benz is poised to enhance its cost-reduction strategies by offering substantial severance packages as part of its “Next Level Performance” programme.
EY proposes massive restructure, merging divisions to find growth
The accounting and consulting major is proposing to end its overarching geographic groupings and merge regions in a move that will likely result in job losses.
IBM quietly cuts thousands of employees—Report uncovers team hit the hardest
These layoffs follow last week s reported cuts within IBM s Marketing and Communications division which were disclosed in an internal meeting led by Senior Vice President Jonathan Adashek

🤖 Agentic AI & Gates' AI-Proof Jobs

Bill Gates is doubling down on the AI takeover narrative, saying most human jobs will be obsolete, but there’s hope for a few “AI-proof” paths: coding, clean energy, and biology. It’s all about staying adjacent to the machines.

In response, Deloitte and EY are launching agentic AI platforms, automated, “self-directed” tools designed to do what consultants do, but faster, smarter, and without lunch breaks. Let the AI arms race begin.

Bill Gates: Within 10 years, AI will replace many doctors and teachers—humans won’t be needed ‘for most things’
A new era of “free intelligence” powered by AI will change the way humans work, says billionaire Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates.
Big Four bet on AI agents that can do all the work and ‘liberate’ staff
Deloitte launched an agentic AI platform it says will reduce costs by 25%, but questions remain about how its workforce will use the tool.

📌 Read more:
🔗 https://indianexpress.com/article/technology/artificial-intelligence/bill-gates-ai-proof-future-jobs-coding-energy-expert-biologists-9907512/


🔁 RTO Round 873: Still Fighting It

Five years into the remote work era, companies are pushing harder than ever for return-to-office policies. The rhetoric? Culture. The reality? Control (and commercial leases).

In London, firms complain about a lack of basic maths and English skills in candidates, plus a growing WFH entitlement. Or maybe the talent pool’s just not buying what they're selling?

5 years into the remote work boom, the return-to-office push is stronger than ever—here’s why
The pandemic ushered in a new way of working remotely, but even companies that initially championed the model are changing their tune.
London firms struggling to fill vacancies as job applicants demand WFH
More and more people have settled into home living while working since the first Covid-19 pandemic was declared five years ago this month.

🚪 Gen Z: From Hopping to Holding?

Forget the “quiet quitting” clichés. New data suggests Gen Z may be dialing back the job-hopping hustle, with more early-career professionals now prioritising stability, internal growth, and workplace culture.

It’s a pivot that might signal the end of the “every 12 months, new role” mindset—and a new challenge for employer brands trying to keep this generation engaged without resorting to beanbags and buzzwords.

Meanwhile, a separate report shows 2 in 5 tech workers have still quit recently, proving that across the board, retention remains a moving target.

Sorry Gen Z, the days of job-hopping salary hikes are over: For the first time in 10 years, staying loyal pays just as well
Salary increases for job hoppers are shrinking. Gen Z might want to follow Walmart’s Doug McMillon’s lead on building a career through loyalty.
2 in 5 techies quit over inflexible workplace policies
: Return to office, hours and intensity of work cited as reasons to walk

📊 DEI Gets Tweaked, Policy Gets Practical

JPMorgan is the latest company to recalibrate its DEI programs in response to shifting political pressure, changing the language without completely ditching the mission.

In the UK, the Spring Statement 2025 was less dramatic but still HR-relevant, with discussions on tax relief, workforce flexibility, and the usual election-year positioning.

JPMorgan trades DEI for ‘DOI’
The company has chosen to highlight “opportunity” along with diversity and inclusion.
Spring Statement 2025: HR and employers react - HR Magazine
While yesterday’s Spring Statement didn’t have much in the way of surprises or certainties, let alone good news, HR leaders have highlighted one bright spot despite the missed opportunities and impending increases in employers national insurance and minimum wage costs.

Closing Thoughts

We’ve seen AI ambition skyrocket, employers play hot potato with job cuts, and Gen Z rewrite the loyalty rulebook. HR leaders are caught in the middle, trying to maintain engagement, push back against productivity theatre, and figure out whether “agentic AI” is just another buzzword… or a bulldozer.

The real signal through the noise?
✨The future of work will reward those who stay adaptable and cynical enough to read between the lines.

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